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Learn from the owl, child: if licking three times doesn’t get you in, bite.
Why draw so much cake tho?
I mean…
Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.
Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
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Three.
TIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
Well, we don’t know for sure until we try
I guess we’ll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻♀️
You know, for science.
The rich: a different breed of jawbreakers
If you keep them captive with ransom you might
