• SamXavia
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    111 year ago

    The Glock Ness Monster, They won’t see what’s coming for them.

  • alternative_factor
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    101 year ago

    Glockatoo for sure, there is nothing better than an aerial hitman who never forgets a face, the perfect killing machine.

  • @Late2TheParty
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    61 year ago

    I was gonna choose the Glocktopus, but that Glock Ness Monster…

  • @Trundle
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    31 year ago

    For fuck’s sake, why no Glockopotomus?

    -Always hungry, hungry (for murder.) -Dat ass

  • @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    Can’t loose with the glovkness monster

    1. Doesn’t exist. No fight

    2. Exists. Get to see a monster and shatter my worldview before joining the lake people in eternal shaddow