This the dude who fucked a couch? I heard AP wrote an article about how he didn’t fuck a couch and then had to retract it… but he definitely thinks about it, no denying that.
It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.
I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.
This immature discussion of J.D. Vance’s furniture intercourse should be couched, but he’ll probably just try to fuck it.
