The rumors were easy to believe, especially when the potential VP has such terrible ideas about sex.
  • @RestrictedAccount
    10•5 months ago

    Or precisely

    He denies having sex with the couch and we can’t prove he did

  • @Zachariah
    2•5 months ago

    Wait, did someone prove he didn’t?

    • @SkyezOpen
      5•5 months ago

      No, but there’s also no evidence that JD vance fucked a couch. There are no eyewitness accounts of the hypothetical situation that JD vance stuck a latex glove between Teo couch cushions, lubed it up, and rammed it with his tiny dick as hard as he could.

      Simply unfounded.

  • @beebarfbadger
    1•3 months ago

    But if I have to make up stories about JD Vance fucking couches to make the American media care about THE SUFFERING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, that’s what I will do. Won’t somebody think of the suffering of the American people!