cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181

It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • @Got_Bent
    17•2 months ago

    I had to go looking for some context as this was new to me. I found this picture and laughed out loud in public

    • @pete_the_catEnglish
      4•2 months ago

      For others wondering: in his book he admitted to fucking a rubber glove that was stuck in the couch somehow.

      • Maven (famous)OPM
        14•2 months ago

        He didn’t actually say it in his book. It was a joke that turned into a widespread rumor but it doesn’t mention fucking a couch a single time in the book…

        That being said… There no way to prove that he DIDN’T fuck the couch. He just didn’t write about it in his book.

  • @MeaanBeaan
    4•2 months ago

    The funniest thing to me is that they think we actually believe it to be true. These memes are hilarious because he just feels like a couch fucker. Regardless of whether or not he has fucked a couch he definitely gives off the vibe.

  • @edgemaster72English
    3•2 months ago

    “Never to completion in”… so he pulls out on the pull out?

  • @Omega_Man
    3•2 months ago

    Fake new. There is no IKEA in Cleveland. The rest is prob true .