His name is Drumpf. Let us not let him forget that. Drumpf.

Sure thing, Darn Old Tramp

Old fella has a hard time remembering pronunciation.

He knows he’s gonna get it wrong, so he wants people to think it’s because he doesn’t care, not because he simply can’t learn it.

Dotard J Drumpf

Half the time he will confuse her with Biden or Obama anyway. Grampa Donald is ooold.

Hark at that faraway hollow scraping noise! It is a furtive claw. Its owner hopes you cannot hear the bottom of a barrel.