I don’t like cucumber, not even in a salad, and I’ll die on that hill.

    • @[email protected]OPMEnglish
      9•2 months ago

      You do that. I’ll keep doing what I usually do: prick all those bastards on my fork at once and eat them really quick, so I can finally start enjoying my salad.

  • @[email protected]English
    12•2 months ago

    I love cucumber, my wife hates it and I thought she was weird. Now I’m wondering if I’m the weird one. Think we should get a poll started

    • CodexEnglish
      6•2 months ago

      This is the next cilantro…versy. Gerkin-gate. Cuke-spiracy

    • @[email protected]English
      3•2 months ago

      Well I am 100% certain I am weird and I like cucumbers

      However we need a larger sample as correlation == causation

    • ThassodarEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      I hate pickles AND cucumber*!

      (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

      *exceptions for chicken/tuna salad (relish) and alcoholic beverages (cucumber)

  • @RetrogradeEnglish
    9•2 months ago

    I’ve never disagreed with something harder in my entire life. I love cucumbers

    I used to eat them whole when I was a kid

    • @HappycamperNZEnglish
      4•2 months ago

      Even better with just a pinch of salt

    • @[email protected]OPMEnglish
      2•2 months ago

      Even worse! Those are waterlogged green turds with the subtle flavor of battery acid. 🤢

    • @RetrogradeEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      Pickles are the spice of life itself

  • @[email protected]English
    4•2 months ago

    The main problem with salad is the lettuce. I prefer “Greek” salad which I make mainly out of cucumber and olive oil

  • @dariusj18English
    4•2 months ago

    Cucumber infects whatever it is in.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️English
    3•2 months ago

    I don’t like cucumber or cherry tomatoes (regular tomatoes are fine). That’s why my salad of choice is a Caesar. I did try a cucumber lime Gatorade once and was surprised by how cucumbery it was. If you like cucumber, it’s probably the best Gatorade because it actually tastes like the thing it says it does.