MrJameGumb to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 months agoAnon is a true romanticimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1398arrow-down129
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minus-squareMrJameGumbOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up74·8 months agoI think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWell, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
minus-squareMrJameGumbOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoYou miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoNah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!