• metaStatic
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    365 months ago

    Have you tried 30 to 40 olives? you surely won’t regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

    • Windows_Error_Noises
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      125 months ago

      I recommend pairing 30 to 40 olives with a glass of whiskey type alcohol. A common dinner of my late 20s, and now the snack/dinner of my aging 30s… You surely won’t regret it. …won’t regret it… …regret it… ◕_◕

        • @[email protected]
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          15 months ago

          Without the vermouth this is not as good as you think… just vodka and olives olive juice is mildly disgusting. Not enough to pour it out but enough that you dont it again the same week.

          • metaStatic
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            did I say drop the vermouth?

            also, vermouth is filth and you should totally drop the vermouth.

    • @Jyrdano
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      85 months ago

      I have yet to regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    135 months ago

    Handful of cereal chased by milk straight from the jug. Repeat until I’ve consumed more than I would have if I’d just had a bowl.

  • JATth
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    105 months ago

    I have an unusual problem, and i’m too light for my height. The weird is that I’m already eating butter, cheese, cookies, pizza etc. All the guilty calories. (Except icecream which I somehow don’t like wtf.) So i’m on a quest to pound more. I somehow just burn it all puff - gone, on top of eating a meal twice a day.

    • @BoxerDevil
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      115 months ago

      I don’t often find a harmless comment that I absolutely despise.

      • JATth
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        45 months ago

        What do you mean? I’m actually worried of my cookie, cheese wheel and bun supply isn’t enough… Gotta eat more, the cells ain’t happy.

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          “Haha I eat what I want when I want and it doesn’t stop me from being tall and thin- wait why is everyone jealous?!?!??”

          I find that most people with this mindset don’t think their habit of cross country marathons and rockclimbing is worth mentioning in context.

          • JATth
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            35 months ago

            I actually don’t have a exceptional physical strenght/fitness, and a 1km walk is too long. I honestly have no idea why I have this “issue”, and it worries me. I mosty sit programming and watching Youtube, so either the brain or the occacional heavy use of legs burns it all. (I burnt 2kg of my weight while on a festival this year… Drinking beer and electrolytes… And my 2nd priority was to eat there. o__O)

            • @[email protected]
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              25 months ago

              The reality is that everyone’s metabolism is basically the same, unless they have a parasite or metabolic disorder. If it actually worries you, track your calorie intake exactly for a month or two.

              If you’re taking in 3k a day and still losing weight, yeah, there’s something going on and you should consider asking a doctor.

              If your definition of forcing yourself to eat is 1.5k a day you just have a low appetite. Enjoy?

    • @MunkysUnkEnz0
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      35 months ago

      Same here, I have an overactive thyroid gland slash grave disease. Have your thyroid tested?

    • @ickplantOPM
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      85 months ago

      But where’s the fun in that? I want to enjoy my cheese confetti.

      • @Sylvartas
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        35 months ago

        Because then you get to cut very thin slices because it’s kind of fun to do and they sort of melt on your tongue, and surely that way you won’t eat as much as if you were eating “normal-sized” slices, right ?

        Cut to me staring at a plate filled with hundreds of tiny pieces of cheese crust, who obviously ate the entire fucking block of cheese in one sitting

      • @[email protected]
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        15 months ago

        Counterpoint: The little wheel and wire thing that shaves off bits of cheese is deeply satisfying to use

  • @MunkysUnkEnz0
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    35 months ago

    Awesome, I don’t feel like a weirdo. Not that I cared. But I’ll wake up at 3 a.m. and eat peanut butter, Drizzled with honey.

    • shuzuko
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      Peanut butter honey toast is the best goddamn snack

      I am literally eating it right now as I type this and could not be happier

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    Which did you choose? Peanut butter with a glass of whole milk would be my choice. Or perhaps some carbonated water, various cheeses, grapes, and crackers.

    • @ickplantOPM
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      22 months ago

      It’s always the cheese.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 months ago

    I’m here hungry at 3am… What am I doing with my life. I feel like 3am is the most philosophical hour of the day

  • skye
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    Why would anyone go through the torment that is a spoonful of peanut butter? I’d rather eat sand

      • skye
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        15 months ago

        good trade honestly

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      I’m clutching this jar of chunky JIF like a life preserver. Protein ends depression, didn’t you know.

      Upvote if you enjoy Taylor Tomlinson, too.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 months ago

      Good quick protein snack (not that there aren’t better/others, but it’s relatively cheap, relatively healthy, and relatively high in protein compared to other snacks)

      • skye
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        15 months ago

        I get that, I just don’t understand how can someone eat a spoonful of it. The peanut butter i had made me feel like im going to choke to death