• @xantoxis
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    584 months ago

    FYI, you probably aren’t a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you’re doing.

  • Track_Shovel
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    484 months ago

    I’m legit surprised stuff like this doesn’t have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

    I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

    • @xantoxis
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      224 months ago

      This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they’re getting into.

      I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

    • @MrJameGumbOP
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      94 months ago

      I get all of these from r9k and it’s really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

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        04 months ago

        The horror.

        I’m all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

  • Franklin
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    394 months ago

    Most normal 4channer

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    384 months ago

    Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

    • @MrJameGumbOP
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      step 1: jerk off in the ocean

      step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

      step 3: fisherman catches fish

      step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

      Later virgins 😎

  • SSTF
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    234 months ago

    That’s the worst pepe I’ve ever seen (and yes, I’ve seen the market.)

  • @[email protected]
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    214 months ago

    You ever bust a nut underwater? I’m just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

  • @lessthanluigi
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    I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.

    • Seraph
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      Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you’re that much of a goon.

  • @ladicius
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    34 months ago

    I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

    I pollinated the mediterranean sea.