Start a promising new career TODAY dragging the Pharaoh’s giant statue to his temple.

No experience necessary! Entry-level workers get a large grain allotment with room for advancement to A’aru after you die from exhaustion after pulling statues all day.

If YOUR heart is lighter than a feather, apply today. Send Demotic-scripted painted or chiseled resume to:

STATUE DRAGGING

c/o Mr. Ineni, Architect to the Pharaoh.

Karnak Temple Complex

Thebes

  • NegativeNullM
    4•3 months ago

    If you throw in some unfiltered liquid bread into the mix (with tetracycline), I’ll start tomorrow.

    • Flying SquidOPM
      5•3 months ago

      Obviously you get a beer break for as long as it takes for water to empty from the large bowl with the hole in it when the sundial is at the proper position twice a day.