We need to spend less time reprimanding athletes sneaking off together and focus on the important things: olympians should be completely naked like the good old days. Except that one Dutch guy. He can fuck off.
Don’t forget the string to tie their penises down!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme (very NSFW)
Nope, forget the string.
Put Saturn back in Saturnalia!
Yeah whatever. Go back to Italy! Don’t you have some Carthaginians to fight?
Cetero censeo Carthaginem esse delendam!
Can you believe they had a Feast of Dionysus instead of a Fuckening of Zues? They’ve forgotten why we do the Olympics in the first place.
Bunch of alcoholics if you ask me.
Do they also have loose women? I need to know how badly to avoid them… And where?
Women? At the Olympics?!
Rebuild Zeus’ temple! The gods are clearly angry with us!
