Can someone explain this to us non-Americans?

Und warum ist da kein Scotch drin? Das ist doch Betrug!

Fantastic. What’s it going to be next? Horse drawn carriages? Steam engines?

Totally qualified to succeed the Orange Baboon.

Modern “conservativism” is entirely based on phantasms. They have checked out from reality long ago.

Dogs definitely know jealousy and discontent. They’re also predators, so their existence is based on killing things.

That’s how corrupt systems work.

Still no.

Not even close.

Possibly.

This must be the gayest photo I’ve ever seen.

It is. I changed it now. Maybe you want to try again?

It’s romantic, but like most romantic ideas it’s not based in reality and potentially harmful. Like urgetnt people have said, being sexually compatible is very important for a long term relationship and finding out whether you are only after you got married might quickly lead to a very unromantic divorce.

Well if the librarians have a secret cabal of assassins at their service, now would be as good a time as any to get them to work on you-know-who.

That was my point. People are always going on about how every war will be a drone war from here on out. The thing is, nobody knows what the next war will be like. Least of all me, of course.

Fighting back against your jailers is a good reason.

Fewer girls to rape. Their worst fear.

It was supposed to open decades ago. I’ll believe it when i see it.

You’re not supposed to have fun. Also you need to make a baby with every sperm. As explained by the Great Sages here:

Just because NASA is too stingy to fit it with an ansible.