Just shut up youtube how the hell did I “not build history” I had this acc since 2018

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    54 months ago

    DNA sample, and a signed ToS granting us the right to your first-born male child.

  • @yemmly
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    54 months ago

    Ink impression of genitals. Approval time: We’ll let you know.

      • @yemmly
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        4 months ago

        Ok fine, I’ll explain. The point is that these Youtube verifications are highly intrusive. As is dipping your wee-wee or hoo-hah into ink and sharing the stamped paper with strangers.

        Youtube: “We need to examine your dick print so that you can do Internet video sharing.”

      • @yemmly
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        24 months ago

        I couldn’t agree more.