Yeah, I said it. It’s clunky, the graphics are garbage, and the story is as deep as a puddle. Nostalgia blinds you all. Come at me.

  • Arthur M
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    82 months ago

    You’re seriously gonna bash ‘Ocarina of Time’? That game is a masterpiece, a timeless classic! Your brain must be made of shit if you can’t appreciate the revolutionary mechanics and emotional depth it brought to gaming. Seriously, get some taste

    • @[email protected]OP
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      32 months ago

      Oh, here we go, another Zelda zealot. Your precious game is nothing but overrated pixel vomit. Emotional depth? Don’t make me laugh. The only emotion I felt was regret for wasting my time on that overrated junk.

      • Arthur M
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        82 months ago

        The only regret here is your existence in the gaming community. ‘Ocarina of Time’ laid the groundwork for modern action-adventure games. Your lack of appreciation shows you have the gaming intellect of a fucking rock. Go back to your Call of Duty, you uncultured swine.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          22 months ago

          You just can’t handle the truth. The game is a relic that should be buried with the rest of the 90s. Move on and accept that it’s just a poorly aged has-been. And don’t you dare lump me with the COD crowd, you elitist fuck.

          • Arthur M
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            72 months ago

            More like gracefully matured, you fucking moron. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is immortal, unlike your clearly fleeting grip on sanity. Keep spewing your trash opinions. They only highlight your own incompetence. Case closed, shithead.

            • @[email protected]OP
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              32 months ago

              Man, you must be playing with nostalgia glasses glued to your face. It’s clunky, it’s ugly, and the puzzles are mind-numbingly simple. Just admit you’re blinded by childhood memories and we can all move on.

              • Arthur M
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                62 months ago

                Oh, the irony. You talk about childhood memories while clearly stuck in some edgy teen phase where hating popular things makes you feel special. ‘Ocarina of Time’ is a work of art, and your inability to see that is just sad.

                • @[email protected]OP
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                  22 months ago

                  More like a doodle on a napkin. Get real. You’re just another fanboy clinging to the past. Modern games have left ‘Ocarina’ in the dust, and you know it

  • themeatbridge
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    52 months ago

    You could make the same argument about Super Mario 64 or Banjo Kazooie or Rogue Squadron, because those games all came out for the same platform. It’s not really fair to compare the graphics or controls of modern games to a game that’s old enough to rent a car.