• @NegativeInf
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    343 months ago

    Gimme a man who takes public transit and has a library card.

    • wander1236
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      113 months ago

      What is this “public transit” you speak of? I only know of cars, which give me unparalleled independence according to famously unbiased Ford and Toyota.

      • @doingthestuff
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        13 months ago

        I have experienced it, but not in decades.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Or who knows how much produce is supposed to cost (I don’t so it would be nice if he did).

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      93 months ago

      Oh a library card is hot. Or someone with a lot of used books.

      • @NegativeInf
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        23 months ago

        Yes! Especially if he purchased them from the library’s retired book cart! Love seeing those old Dewey decimal stickers and that old book smell.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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          33 months ago

          If he has a record player, and poetry chapbooks, just swoon.

  • @frickineh
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    323 months ago

    Living at home with his mama is also not a big deal, because I live at home with my mama, too. Who the hell can afford rent?

      • @frickineh
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        103 months ago

        Man, my mom’s a boomer. She’s been on the property ladder since her mid-20s. My parents paid the current house off before my dad died a couple of years ago. Rent. Pfft. I also pay her $1200 a month, I’m not here for free.

  • @doingthestuff
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    53 months ago

    GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

  • @[email protected]
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    23 months ago

    You can hang out the passenger side of your best friend’s ride, just don’t try to holler at me. Actually just don’t perceive me at all, thank you

  • @[email protected]
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    13 months ago

    Won’t that increase wind resistance causing the fuel economy to drop? How is that a smart financial decision?

    • @CoffeeJunkie
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      23 months ago

      Not near enough to justify firing up car #2. Assuming he’s “hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride, trying to holla at me”, crawling by in a city setting where most all cars get dick mpg anyway, wind resistance isn’t as much a factor as the energy required to keep the car rolling at sub-optimal speeds. In lower gears. And all the stop & go traffic.