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Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
Florida man snorts entire beach
Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
Must be something in the air
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
