I dunno man, I think Garfield the proto-cat would have stayed behind asleep in the ocean, dreaming of seaweed lasagna or something.

OH! wait! “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cathulhu Arbuckle wgah’nagl lasagna fhtagn!” Right? “In his house at Arbuckle’s, dead Cathulhu waits dreaming of lasagna!”