Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed for self-defense if they’re interested in that story since they seemed to love the one about dumping a bear carcass in Central Park.
  • @solonerEnglish
    10•4 months ago

    I heard his story about dumping the bear corpse and holy shit… I cannot stand his voice. It’s just irritating to listen to him talk about anything. Had no idea he sounded like that lol

    • TheLowestStoneEnglish
      11•4 months ago

      His voice is the result of a medical condition called spasmodic dysphonia.

      • @solonerEnglish
        5•4 months ago

        Damn that sucks…

  • @NegativeInfEnglish
    8•4 months ago

    I’m gonna need to see that monkey’s gun license pls.

    • mad_asshatterEnglish
      10•4 months ago

      The monkey has a right bare arm.

    • seahorse [Ohio]MEnglish
      2•4 months ago

      That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

      • EleventhHourEnglish
        5•4 months ago

        RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.

  • @solomon42069English
    5•4 months ago

    It took me going to that site to realise this was satire. I just figured for RFK JNR this headline made perfect sense.