• @tomkatt
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      284 months ago

      This is a terrible fucking day to have eyes, apparently.

  • Flying Squid
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    384 months ago

    So Trump cared more about Walz than Pence. Gotcha.

  • aramis87
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    Trump tells Fox News that he announced Walz was a ‘good person’ to dissuade protesters from surrounding his house

    Ah, I see, he’s trying both to retract his previous comments and cast himself as the hero. Got it.

    Walz […] has previously said it was tweets by Trump that “brought armed people to my house” in the first place, including members of the Proud Boys, a far-right group.

    headdesk

  • @[email protected]
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    Well, I personally saw Walz save Trump during his bible-photoshoot, so I guess they’re even. You’re not going to believe someone with 34 Felony convictions over me, are you?

  • t�m
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    244 months ago

    So that’s why he wants a no fact checking debate

  • Zier
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    224 months ago

    Donald Trump claims he invented the Sun. Wait… …this is the game where we make stuff up right??

    I’m a Unicorn!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    134 months ago

    You can tell when he’s lying because his lips will be moving. Or sucking off dictators (sorry for the image)…

    • @teamevil
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      14 months ago

      Don’t make me send you the 2nd copy of the emperor has no clothes staring Trump and his gross body…the mini weird lil Trump is in proportion to his tiny hands. Micro hands if you will

  • @P00ptart
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    104 months ago

    And I have 3 dicks, and if I spin them really fast, I can fly like Tails from sonic.

  • @vegeta
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    94 months ago

    Fake News. I am the greatest Super Hero and have saved many people. Probably the most people in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Many people say Sir, you may have even saved more people than Superman. They even created a trading card. of TRUMP

    -@RealDonaldTrump

  • @cabron_offsets
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    94 months ago

    This the same orange turd who claimed he’d have gone into that school in Uvalde to save the kids? That bombastic coward, with the bone spurs?

  • FuglyDuck
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    94 months ago

    Yeah. No. That’s bullshit.

    • modifier
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      Trump can’t stop helping the Harris campaign, even through time.

      Its an unconventional and oddly specific way to go about creating jobs for black women, but I have to applaud it.