NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a…

From 2012. Can’t remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

  • @aeronmelonEnglish
    10•4 months ago

    Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.

    • paraphrandEnglish
      2•4 months ago

      He’s that way from all the pouting.

  • @TylerdurdonEnglish
    3•4 months ago

    Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?

  • SumocatEnglish
    3•4 months ago

    Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.

  • MinusPi (she/they)English
    3•4 months ago

    I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he’d say while rambling nowadays.