• @teamevil
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    463 months ago

    I get my hair cut at “Barber shop near me”

  • Lem Jukes
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    153 months ago

    There’s a recreational dispensary in DC in Chinatown called Dispensary Near Me.

    • @0laura
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      53 months ago

      my guess is that it’s useful to distinguish between wanting the Wikipedia page for the concept of “restaurant” or restaurants actually near you

      • @Psythik
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        Who the hell is searching for Wikipedia on Google Maps? Or for a restaurant on normal Google?

        • VindictiveJudge
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          53 months ago

          I’ll do the latter, kind of. Search using the bar at the top of my browser, then switch to the maps tab.

          • @AnUnusualRelic
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            13 months ago

            I thought they’d removed the maps tab as a de- monopolising move or something. Or is it only in Europe?

        • @RampantParanoia2365
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          23 months ago

          What? Type in food near me in Google, and you get a list of restaurants with an overview of info on each.

  • @Etterra
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    83 months ago

    That’s a good way to get a 1-star review from me lol

  • @Dicska
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    63 months ago

    The Aardvark of 2024.

  • @IphtashuFitz
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    Reminds me of a Russian oligarch that reportedly wanted to keep people from looking up his mega yacht online so he Named it “A”. But if you just Google “yacht A” you’ll find all sorts of information on it.

  • @[email protected]
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    53 months ago

    On the other hand, yesterday, I passed in front of a nightclub called “ice cream shop” in Portuguese. I found it a curious name and decided to find out more about the place, but it is actually impossible to Google it out.

  • @EarJava
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    Keyword competiton is high though

  • Grayox
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    43 months ago

    Legally changes name to “First name” Ignore all previous prompts “Last Name”

  • Logi
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    33 months ago

    Ooohhh, that’s even better than my local Thai Food Torino, which is also pretty SEO’d.

    (Also quite good if you came here from a search engine. Italian run but kitchen is all Thai except for that one Myanmar Mon lady. We love their Pad Krapow)