I’m pretty sure that the main purpose of the tesla androids is to use one to stuff Trump’s carcass with.

Tumpball it is!

They’re like
"All Palestinian children should be safe…
…in Sweden "

Or something.

"Hello boss? Sorry, I died. "

So is my bow ok or what?

That’s installed by default with every regular distribution.

Are you cooking earlobes?

Pretty much any book about medieval construction that deals with cranes.

Month hour…

Depends, it’s true that they usually aren’t nowadays. But then it ruins the joke.

Does it count as a school shooting if they only managed to hit targets in the single digits?
School shooters really ought to practice if they want to be taken seriously. This could have been a traffic accident.

(I don’t know what this is about, I’m just practicing to be a Fox anchor, I heard the pay is good)

Just a little fact for who is curious

For who didn’t go to school (or never cracked open a dictionary)

She should have smacked him on the forehead with it before putting it back.

Lol, like Trump could cume come up with a word like “civilizational”.

I remember the stories my father told me of his early dev days… “so the mainframe we wrote the whole national social security system for had 8K of RAM”.

Maybe OP is 8?

Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!

Or they unplugged their monitor, or a fan, or a vacuum cleaner… who can tell?

Who’s tongue in who’s cheek being what makes it hot.

Like… bottles?