It’s not that bad, I’ll have you know I only got 14 notifications from the fire monitoring app for my county this week.

New event: Olympic Firefighting.

Makes people run for their lives. More sport is good for the general health!

Further proof that America is the best at everything. I doubt anybody else has ever set an entire state or province on fire just to be used as the Olympic torch.

Nah, probably won’t be anything left to burn by then.