You may not remember this, for reasons described in the article, but Lemmy used to champion the 3-days-no-pooping lifestyle. Hopefully it’s not too late for a full recovery.

  • GAMER
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    391 year ago

    I poop like 3x a day. I am very intelligent.

    • @Cynicivity
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      41 year ago

      Only 3x? Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump those numbers up

      • GAMER
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        21 year ago

        Oh, I can and have beaten that.

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    181 year ago

    Well yeah, what do you expect from people who are full of shit?

    Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

  • masuhiro
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    71 year ago

    Ah, is this one of those “shit posts” I’ve heard about? very useful and informative, I’ll have to check out more of them

    • @Ddhuud
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      31 year ago

      No, the shit post was a few weeks ago, this is a reference.

  • style99
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    41 year ago

    Linked.

    This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.

    • Baron Von JOP
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      71 year ago

      I know this is a bot, but I did take the auto-suggested post title, and have confirmed that the post title matches the title display in the page content.

      • @ThekingoflordaMA
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        41 year ago

        Yea, the thingy I use to scan for the title seems to malfunction with this article. Sorry 'bout that.