Archaeologists Find 3,000-Year-Old Sword So Well Preserved It 'Almost Still Shines'
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The Bronze Age artifact was discovered in a grave during excavations in southern Germany
  • @[email protected]
    33•4 months ago

    STOP PULLING MYSTERIOUSLY WELL PRESERVED WEAPONS OUT OF TOMBS

    • HAVEN’T THESE PEOPLE EVER READ A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKES

    • STOP FUCKING AROUND. STILL WANT TO FIND OUT, FOR A LAUGH? THERE’S ALREADY A WAY TO DO THAT, IT’S CALLED WAKING UP IN THE 20s.

    • THOUSANDS OF CURSED SWORDS REMOVED FROM GRAVES TO DATE AND NOT ONE USE FOUND FOR THE HORRORS THEY UNLEASHED

    “Yes, hello, there’s surely a reasonable, non-magic explanation for how this sword is as spotless as the day everyone buried it under a giant boulder with its wielder in an unmarked hole. It’s completely fine for swords to whisper about things forgotten and not yet known.” -STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED

    • Skua
      8•4 months ago

      HAVEN’T THESE PEOPLE EVER READ A BOOK FOR FUCKS SAKES

      Uhh, yeah, and that’s how they know that the best magic swords are in tombs. Where else would you go looking for them?

      • @EightLeggedFreak
        2•4 months ago

        They’re the baddies that folks like Indiana Jones and Laura Croft stop.

    • @Viking_Hippie
      3•4 months ago

      But maybe the next one will be the one that makes me Emperor of Carpathia!