• Rhynoplaz
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    1924 days ago

    When you’re so horny for metaphors that you can’t remember what you were originally talking about.

  • @[email protected]
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    1624 days ago

    I understand nothing and my brain is mush. Have mercy on us none native English speaker. Like seriously, what it it about?

    • @SureIsHandOutsideOP
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      2424 days ago

      An elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.

  • @SureIsHandOutsideOP
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    924 days ago

    Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.

    • Thurstylark
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      424 days ago

      It’s challenging, because he’s challenging to listen to, even though his message is important

      …ya know… whatever that is…

  • Transporter Room 3
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    324 days ago

    “we’re in line at a theme park called DANGER and someone just force fed us a FAST PASS”

    chef’s kiss

    • @SureIsHandOutsideOP
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      223 days ago

      I work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.