I can get all that done in like 10 minutes.

2 weeks later

Oh right, I didn’t do any of that shit.

I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it.

Eh, whatever, it wasn’t that important and I don’t really have the time to take care of it now.

Heeeeeyyy, would you look at that! The problem took care of itself. Time to procrastinate some more!