KNOXVILLE, TN—Telling viewers to nut the hell up because the channel wasn’t fucking around, Home and Garden Television announced Friday that it had released a new show called Straight White Gentrifiers. “Big news HGTV fans: We’re done acting like total fucking pussies, and this September, Straight White Gentrifiers is going right for the jugular,” said HGTV programming executive Loren […]
    • @moistclumpEnglish
      6•29 days ago

      At least it world be honest.

  • @SubtractyEnglish
    1•28 days ago

    Everything with any character will be demolished, so the house can look like a polished and soulless hotel lobby.