• @[email protected]
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    593 months ago

    Literally how I play chess, can’t be bothered to do math and just doing gut feeling… I think we need an full rules revamp for chess!

  • @[email protected]
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    383 months ago

    Imagine taking a game played for millenia for fun and ruining it by following a goddamn meta you read in a BOOK

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      This is why chess is so much better when your stoned.

      Its also super fun when your opponent realizes mid game they have been underestimating you based on that meta.

      The more obvious i blunder at the start the more chance my opponent allows me to pull something creative that turns things around later on.

      • @Xanvial
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        63 months ago

        Yeah, it’s easier compared to C++

  • SharkEatingBreakfast
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    My son gets nervous every time we play chess, wondering what clever ploy his parent is planning. Always seems shocked at my moves and contemplates them heavily before taking his turn.

    But he’s a fool. I’m just stupid.

  • @Fosheze
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    243 months ago

    The buttplug will guide me.

  • @Klear
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    Oh, I calculate. If I do this, the opponent can do this, this or this, but if he does this I will do this…

    *Opponent does that*

    Why the fuck did I think that was a good idea?

  • @PugJesus
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    203 months ago

    [ancient instinct vibrates subtly]

  • urda
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    53 months ago

    You can’t tame this wild Horsey piece.