• Elon Musk’s Twitter acquisition ended up being the worst financing deal for banks since 2008, the WSJ said.
  • The $13 billion in loans Musk took out have been stuck on banks’ balance sheets.
  • The loans have cut into pay for bankers and lenders’ ability to finance other deals, the Journal reported.
  • Rentlar
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    254 months ago

    Idk, you buy a brand and one of the largest social networks everywhere, then you perform some genius business moves:

    • “Cut waste”, fire the bulk of your talent and hamper the capacity of your network.
    • Break embedding for a while to disable reply visibility on the public web
    • Ask developers and operators “how many lines of code they contributed” and to print it out
    • You completely remove the iconic branding of your network, and do a botched job of redirecting.
    • You reinstate trolls and right wing misinformation.
    • You cheapen the verified label.
    • You launch a streaming platform on the hampered infrastructure.

    How is any of this supposed to be moves that any lender could expect a return from?

    • @[email protected]
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      4 months ago

      I’m embarrassed to admit but I brought into the Musk hype early on. You know Tesla and SpaceX.

      But the second he started talking about programming (something I know a lot about) I realized he doesn’t have a clue.

      He’s good at talking and getting smart people to do the actual work. In fact he’s not even great at talking anymore.

      • @[email protected]
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        104 months ago

        Electric vehicles and space exploration are two things that need to happen for humanity’s long term survival. It isn’t gullibility to applaud someone for moving either thing forward, even if they’re just the money guy. We live in a capitalist society, that is just what was going to happen short of another FDR or JFK restoring trust in American government.

        It’s ignoring the evidence afterwards that is the problem, and you didn’t, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.

      • @trolololol
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        64 months ago

        Makes me wonder how good he is at rocket business. And makes me wonder how good Boeing aerospace is if they make Elon look like a genius.

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          He ‘s sufficiently geeky to speak the language, to invest in things beyond the next quarter and be willing to take a risk in things not yet proven to be profitable. Those are good things for a ceo.

          Maybe I give him too much credit (like I used to with Trump), but in the beginnings I assumed he was forced into twitter after running his mouth off into what could be securities fraud if he didn’t follow through. . And he’s so lost. So badly lost

          Meanwhile Tesla needs attention and direction but losing its focus on cars is not the way. He really should have spawned off another company so the robotics stuff could sink or swim without impacting his successes

          • @trolololol
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            24 months ago

            “CEO is smart because he tried to look for profit in multiple quarters at the same time” would make a great headline at Forbes

    • @IphtashuFitz
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      124 months ago

      How could you forget publicly telling advertisers to “go fuck yourself”?

      • Rentlar
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        84 months ago

        That’s a galaxy brain business move, too genius for the genius list.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    What about the 2008 crisis was bad for banks? They made hundreds of billions of dollars for a decade, selling literally nothing, gave themselves huge bonuses and golden parachutes, and then got government bailouts. Within 7 years they were back at it, doing the exact same thing. It was a crisis for you and me, it was a consequence-free piggy bank for the banks.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    194 months ago

    I wonder what part of the deal is causing a loss? A loan under no normal circumstances can lose money. They gave Musk $13B that he had to pay back with interest. As collateral he had to put up Tesla stock. How can that lose money?

      • @Blue_Morpho
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        154 months ago

        If Musk has to sell Tesla stock to pay back the loan, what does the bank care? There is something not being reported about the loan terms that they could lose money.

          • @Blue_Morpho
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            34 months ago

            Again why does the bank care? The article claims the bank gets interest and has Tesla shares as collateral. If Musk doesn’t pay they take the shares. So how are they losing?

            • @trolololol
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              04 months ago

              Boo hoo either Elon loses or the bank. Anyways.

              • @Blue_Morpho
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                24 months ago

                I was hoping for some details to explain the mystery.

                • @trolololol
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                  14 months ago

                  I’m curious too my popcorn is ready. I’m cheering for the “both can f themselves” side.

        • @AA5B
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          14 months ago

          The bank cares because

          • he can’t sell $13B in stock without crashing the value - he can’t pay it off fast
          • someone with that much ownership has serious restrictions on how they can sell. Again, limiting ability to pay off loans
          • banks generally don’t keep loans, they originate and sell. But no one will buy with those restrictions
          • @Blue_Morpho
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            14 months ago

            It was 2 years ago. Interest payments are continuous, not sudden. If he owed money he would sell a little every month to pay the loan. Yes it would lower the price. The bank doesn’t care, they are being paid.

            Yes large ownership sales are filed quarterly. It’s not a surprise loan. The payments are due monthly.

    • @Zorque
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      14 months ago

      Don’t worry, it’s not their money they’re playing with!

      • sj_zero
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        14 months ago

        Really, thanks to the superpower they have of using money that doesn’t even exist (Think you could make money if you could make money out of thin air?) it almost isn’t anyone’s money.

        Except when the bill comes due, then it’s the taxpayer’s money. The middle class didn’t need that money anyway.

  • @uebquauntbez
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    14 months ago

    Should he buy oil companies now? O Yes, definately O No, too late