There’s a 90s movie starring Burce Willis and Richard Gere called The Jackal, where Willis is playing the titular Jackal, a ruthless assassin on a mission to kill someone with a robot minigun in a robot minivan. Or something.

But there’s a scene where the Jackal has shot one of the agents in the liver, and he explains to her that she’s going to die, but if she applies pressure to the wound to slow the bleeding, she will live long enough to deliver a message to the main character.

I’m picturing Willis as the Jackal reading that headline.