• Flying SquidM
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    163 months ago

    Those hips don’t look good for bearing children. Swipe left.

    • sp3ctr4l
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      113 months ago

      Bro, you missed bottom row, second and third from the left.

      • Flying SquidM
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        103 months ago

        They look good for what, 4 children? Maybe 5?

        • sp3ctr4l
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          3 months ago

          Yep, I can’t keep up the dudebro persona sufficiently to answer that.

          Is there some kind of phrenology for waist to hip ratio indicating specific breedability rofl?

          EDIT: Ok so

          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5431669/

          Apparently actual science indicates the opposite of what the common sentiment seems to be.

          Average Number of Children goes up the higher the WHR ratio is, ie, more pronounced hips actually indicate lower numbers of children, all other factors accounted for.

          • @TriflingToad
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            13 months ago

            Interesting, wonder why the link is there

        • @[email protected]OP
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          33 months ago

          Three is the perfect amount. One son to inherit your property, another one in the case the first one dies, and one daughter to marry off when you need to make an alliance.

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    Did you know that we have a surviving example of ancient Egyptian porn? Look up the Turin papyrus. (NSFW, obviously.)

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        I assume it’s symbolic. Hierarchical proportion is common in Egyptian art, so maybe the size represents the man’s extraordinary virility and sexual prowess.

        Either that or the artist was into huge cocks.

        • @TriflingToad
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          23 months ago

          that’s interesting, thank you. It could also symbolize how many pain receptors there are hense it feeling more important/sensitive. Though its probs just huge cock theory