• 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
    link
    English
    29
    edit-2
    22 days ago

    Steering wheel subscription expired. An Audi Motor Vehicle Directioning Systems Reacquisition Technician has been deployed to your location for servicing.

    Please pay $27.99 to restore your membership for 30 days, plus a $12.49 reconnection fee, a $7.68 servicing fee, a $13.37 anti-hack fee, and a $9.99 fee fee. Steering wheels ship from our Nunavut warehouse and may take 2-8 weeks for delivery.

    Thank you for choosing Audi.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1222 days ago
      Taxes not included.  
      Requires an additional $1.99 tax calculation fee, $1.99 tax breakdown display fee and a $2.99 tax payment fee, taxes not included...
      
  • @stupidcasey
    link
    422 days ago

    When Jesus revokes your driver’s licenses you know you did something wrong.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      222 days ago

      No Jesus is just being the fun police, its when Satan or a trickster god revoke your license is when you did something wrong. Either that or its Loki and you have been set as the designated fall guy since he fucked up and needs someone to vaguely distract Thor while Loki unfucks what he did.

  • @BenLeMan
    link
    218 days ago

    MFW He wants me to be with Him in His heavenly kingdom.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    222 days ago

    When i see a bad driver, i pull up next to them and say " Jesus take the wheel!" They usually drive better afterwards.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    222 days ago

    “Where’s the body!” “Where’s the steering wheel!” “Where’s the father!” One of his classics…

  • ditty
    link
    fedilink
    English
    222 days ago

    Damn that’s my exact car interior. Most likely an Audi A3 (8V)