• @reddig33
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    12118 days ago

    Can’t have people changing their names. I mean how would Rafael Cruz or Donald Bowman ever get elected? Oh wait…

    • @[email protected]
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      Well to be fair Pudding Fingers Cruz isn’t Ohio’s problem.

      Edit: As a commenter observed, Pudding Fingers is actually Ron Desantis. Cancun Cruz would be more accurate

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        1917 days ago

        He’s a Senator from possibly the most gerrymandered state in the entire country. He’s everyone’s problem and accountable to nobody except the fascist GOP.

        • @[email protected]
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          I mean you’re not wrong (I live in Texas), but there is nothing Ohio state law can do about him is what I mean.

          The fuckery Abbott and his cronies get up to in Austin basically ensures we’re stuck with him.

      • @gac11
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        517 days ago

        Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

        • Q*Bert Reynolds
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          And here I was thinking that Cruz was famous for eating a booger in the middle of a debate.

        • @[email protected]
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          As a kid, I sucked at who’s that pokemon. You’re right of course, but in my defense I’m not worried about the specific lore of any of them.

  • @norimee
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    4317 days ago

    If the governing body who has to decide on this is GOP led, nothing will come of this.

    They will decide to follow the intent of the law, not the letter.

    • @cogman
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      1117 days ago

      Yup. Still important to bring up these cases to highlight how ridiculous the whole thing is.

      • @norimee
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        217 days ago

        I didn’t mean it doesn’t matter. I meant to point out the two-faced arbitrariness of the GOP.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s the “conservatism means there must be outgroups for the law to bind but not protect, and in groups for the law to protect but not bind” thing again.

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    2317 days ago

    Republican State Rep. Tex Fischer legally changed his name from Austin James Fischer to Austin James Texford Fischer in 2020

    Ha! What?! Why! What a silly thing to do. I have no ability to understand the motivation here. We are different types of people.

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    2117 days ago

    Not even the leopards themselves are safe from getting their faces eaten!

  • Flying Squid
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    1017 days ago

    I think there’s only one real response to this: