If only 🤔
They look like big string hands, don’t they?
with my sons
Fuck, he has multiplied
So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they’re teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?
He wouldn’t be posting it in a group about “giants” if it was just a fun story for his kids.
Maybe he’s trolling them? I’m probably being to generous…
There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.
I think that’s more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?
Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.
This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they’ll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).
I think you are, yes.
Poes law?
He’s trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.
I’d like to believe that, too, but the line between “clever troll” and “actual idiot” is hard to discern.
They’re a group admin
Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.
I like that giants’ teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.
I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as “Center Star” so I think it’s safe to say he’s right on track.
This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.
Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?
You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it’s a tooth.
Absolutely
Probably.
I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.
Are we sure this isn’t just larping?
Or trying to sell garbage to fools.
Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?
Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!
F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us ‘From dust to dust’ and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.
/s
I’m a doctor, I confirm these are hominid teeth.
Stone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They’re teeth from those giants.
i’m /s shut up
All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth
You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.
That’s sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. “Fish fuck in it.”
I know it was a joke, but it’s pretty lame once since all alcoholic drinks also have water in them.
Yeah, I don’t drink water because that’s what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that’s what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.
My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like “lub dub” and more like “squish squash.”
I think in Fields’ case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.
I don’t judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.
Nanu Nanu Center Star
