• @MrJameGumb
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    1 month ago

    So he wants his friend to get a car loan for a brand new car, then sell the car they now owe a monthly payment on to him for $1000? Why would anyone ever do something so stupid? Is this just a description of how he plans to screw his friend out of a car and a ton of money?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      461 month ago

      But you see he signed at a 45 degree angle so his friend knows it’s all good.

      • mad_asshatter
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        291 month ago

        What if the ink is chartreuse, so not a true red?

        • rand_alpha19
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          201 month ago

          Chartreuse is green, so odds are pretty good it’s not a true red.

        • @rockSlayer
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          141 month ago

          That’s a crime punishable by death for commercial entities only, private citizens get $20

          • @edgemaster72
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            121 month ago

            I’m pretty sure in the American justice system those punishments would be reversed, i.e. death for us regular folks, slap on the wrist for the company

            • @rockSlayer
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              61 month ago

              True, but you’re forgetting that we’re talking about sovcits, which believe that everything works backwards and in their favor

    • @nucleative
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      101 month ago

      Maybe he hopes the friend would then default on the loan, and tell the bank they can’t repo the car because someone else owns it now?

      IDK, all stupid because this is why the bank holds the title and has a personal guarantee on the original borrower. His credit will get hosed, the bank will file a lawsuit, and the car will still be repo’ed.

      Then this sovcit is welcome to go try to tell a judge why he should get the car back.

    • Lung
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      391 month ago

      It’s actually a very sophisticated game of D&D where they are larping as lawyers in a world where they are not beholden to the spirit of the law

    • Flying Squid
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      181 month ago

      I always think of it like they’re trying to do real-world video game cheat codes. That’s why they’re always so weird about language. If they use the exact right code words, the unlock the cheat.

  • @[email protected]
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    411 month ago

    Is it their intent that the friend is on the hook for a loan with no car to show for it? I can’t tell if they think they’re also canceling the loan.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      401 month ago

      They definitely think they’re cancelling it.

      • @meco03211
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        31 month ago

        I think it’s more accurate to say they think their offering to pay in full. The cancelation comes if the loan holder doesn’t accept their “special deposit” (which now that I typed it out with quotes I can’t shake the association with ejaculation).

        I think the “special deposit” shudder is part of the whole “the gubmint has an account with millions of dollars tied to your name” shenanigans they try to play.

  • Flying Squid
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    321 month ago

    Step 1: fuck over someone gullible who you’ve befriended.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    I didn’t understand a single word. can someone explain what this guy thinks he’s saying?

    • @Chip_Rat
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      141 month ago

      Oh I’ll try!

      I think he thinks by buying the car for $1000 it’s his, contract fulfilled he paid for it noone can take it away.

      Ignoring how titles work and how you wouldn’t be able to get ownership transfered to you with the debt on the original vehicle purchase, he seems to think because he is in the clear (because he bought it legally for $1000) his friend won’t still be on the hook for the full price of the contract.

      So in his Iala land he would still be screwing his gullible friend over.

      I think that’s what he is saying…

    • @[email protected]
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      111 month ago
      1. Buy a car with a huge car loan
      2. Your friend buys the car from you
      3. ???
      4. Since you’re not the owner of the car, the loan magically disappears
    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      Neither did I. My first thought was, “Maybe I’m not as adult as I thought.”, but I think this guy is just speaking out of his ass.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 month ago

    By their own logic, whats the point of paying even $1000? Why not just $1? Wouldnt that ALSO complete the contract or whatever?

    Motherfuckers just want ez fraud and no repercussions.

  • @Granite
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    71 month ago

    Dumbass doesn’t know how car titles work. At all.

  • Fontasia
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    41 month ago

    This guy is somehow going to become even worse when he finds out about trusts and whatever he thinks those are from his cursory glance at Wikipedia

  • @PK2
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    226 days ago

    Ah, “special deposit” makes it all work. Got it! /s