Top officials in the Chinese territory have defended new sex education guidance that critics call regressive. Young people are amused.
  • @TheBananaKingEnglish
    50•4 months ago

    It’s true. Badminton players will never ever get laid.

      • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
        9•4 months ago

        The guy who wants to play badminton? Yeah. Everybody would hit them.

  • finleyEnglish
    23•4 months ago

    Why are you fighting sexual temptation?

    Stop fighting it and give already. Sexual temptation is awesome.

    • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
      20•4 months ago

      I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.

      The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.

      Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.

      So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of…whatever this is.

      • finleyEnglish
        10•4 months ago

        OK, now you just have to post the comment

    • @eskimofryEnglish
      12•4 months ago

      Not a good idea to tell this to teenagers without also teaching them about contraceptives and protection.

      • @Regrettable_incidentEnglish
        27•4 months ago

        You should teach them that stuff anyway, ideally before they are teenagers. People are going to get frisky, it’s inevitable, at least they should be able to protect themselves.

      • finleyEnglish
        7•4 months ago

        Go on, then, give them the contraceptives and protection lecture

  • Carighan MaconarEnglish
    11•4 months ago

    So if I want to play less Badminton and I cannot resist the urge, I ought to have more sex. 🤔