Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.

(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don’t tell her though, because I like you more!)

I’ll start (god this could be disastrous!)

  • HI, I’m MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I’m …
  • Hi, I’m Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.

ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!

My personal favourite:

  • Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?
  • @Royal_Bitch_Pudding
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    151 year ago

    My favorite is from Zapp Brannigan himself

    “If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”

  • @Okokimup
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    61 year ago

    That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I’d be coming too.

  • @Valmond
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    51 year ago

    You mean Cheesy pickup lines?

    This one from the 1980s springs to mind:

    -“If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold that against me?”

    • Brownian MotionOP
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      31 year ago

      This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!

  • @LauchsM
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    21 year ago

    This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.

  • @Caketaco
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    11 year ago

    I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?