Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.
(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don’t tell her though, because I like you more!)
I’ll start (god this could be disastrous!)
- HI, I’m MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I’m …
- Hi, I’m Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.
ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!
My personal favourite:
- Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?
My favorite is from Zapp Brannigan himself
“If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I’d be coming too.
You mean Cheesy pickup lines?
This one from the 1980s springs to mind:
-“If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold that against me?”
This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!
Was it hard to get into these pants?
Is it gonna be hard for me?
I have 206 bones in my body, wanna add another?
This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.
Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?
I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?
