Trump Calls Out Arlington National Cemetery For Hazard-Filled Fairways
theonion.com
WASHINGTON—Bemoaning the terrible course conditions he encountered while visiting the military burial site, Donald Trump called out Arlington National Cemetery on Thursday for its hazard-filled fairways. “I’ve played at amazing golf courses all over the world—like Augusta, Pinehurst, and Pebble Beach—and let me tell you, Arlington National Cemetery was the worst 18 holes I’ve ever […]
  • @[email protected]English
    35•2 months ago

    “At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.”

    Bravo.

    • @BreezyEnglish
      -1•2 months ago

      No fucking way he said that.

      Edit: can he be that stupid.

      EditEdit: the onion, oof.

  • @[email protected]English
    11•2 months ago

    At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.

    I love this specific detail.