WASHINGTON—Bemoaning the terrible course conditions he encountered while visiting the military burial site, Donald Trump called out Arlington National Cemetery on Thursday for its hazard-filled fairways. “I’ve played at amazing golf courses all over the world—like Augusta, Pinehurst, and Pebble Beach—and let me tell you, Arlington National Cemetery was the worst 18 holes I’ve ever […]
  • @gibmiserEnglish
    81•3 months ago

    At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.

    • @takedaEnglish
      15•3 months ago

      Lol, had to check if this was onion (because there already were plenty of weird actions on his side that turned out to be real)

      Anyway it looks like onion increased its quality back to what it was (after it was sold to Global Tetrahedron - created by onion fans). Also the printed version is returning and if you donate $5+/month or $60+/year you can get it mailed to you. I signed up yesterday (I believe this promotion is only for few more days, for anyone interested)

      • troybot [he/him]English
        12•3 months ago

        I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

        • OptionalEnglish
          8•3 months ago

          Also where he stashed a bunch more classified documents.

          Allegedly

    • @TylerdurdonEnglish
      6•3 months ago

      And every day afterwards, the people of the river were thankful to have the sanctity and cleanliness returned to the waters.