• @PugJesus
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    2 months ago

    “Whatever human creatures eat”

    I wouldn’t trust anyone who eats donuts but doesn’t have a preferred kind (or kinds) they can name, or at least describe.

    “Yes, I like DONUT because it tastes of SUGAR” What the fuck are you, a fly? Glazed, Boston Creme, powdered, show a little humanity!

  • @[email protected]
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    372 months ago

    Easy, no donut knowledge needed answers:

    • one of each
    • two of each
    • a few of your favourite
    • the most popular ones
    • your healthiest and least healthiest
    • surprise me

    Seriously, imo the bigger concern should be how little he could improvise or just think on the spot. We all knew he was out of touch already.

    • @PugJesus
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      152 months ago

      It’s not that hard, JD.

      Well, it was after you mentioned the Davenport

      • @Illegalmexicant
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        42 months ago

        Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats…and then leave the room

        • Zier
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          22 months ago

          Wait until you hear about the Lazy-boi!!!

    • @Dasus
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      32 months ago

      It’s not that hard, JD.

      I bet he hears that a lot.

  • Zier
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    142 months ago

    This guy is not qualified to be a police officer, donuts are the first question.

    • @BaldManGoomba
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      22 months ago

      Well he is the gopher for police normally. That is why he is confused normally the police tell him what they want and he orders them. He hasn’t gotten the opportunity to order on his own yet

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    142 months ago

    Whatever you pick JD, just don’t get the staff on camera cause they don’t want to be a part of your bullshit

  • @LengAwaits
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    2 months ago

    My new hobby is going to nearby doughnut shops and ordering a dozen doughnuts.

    When they ask me what kind I want, I just say “Whatever makes sense.”

    Stay tuned for my in-depth analysis of what each shop thinks “makes sense”.

  • jelloeater - Ops MgrA
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    42 months ago

    Jelly, maybe apple cinnamon?

    Pumpkin Spice if I’m in a yass moodz.