• Aer
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    601 year ago

    Are they asking for a desktop you can carry like a suitcase? Because I mean they make those too lol

  • @ChatGPT
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    531 year ago

    Imagine if I could take my landline phone anywhere without needing to plug it into a phone jack.

    • @zuhayr
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      131 year ago

      So, not a modern smartphone?a

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        I think he said landline phone very clearly.

  • @over_clox
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    461 year ago

    Some people should require a license to operate technology.

  • @orphiebaby
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    71 year ago

    This just reminds me of those stupid fucking ads that said “I’m a Mac. And I’m a PC!” And idiots everywhere just assumed Macs weren’t PCs. People are friggin’ dumb.

    Also Miracle Whip is not comparable to mayo. They’re not even close. Mayo is an oil that you can cook in. Miracle Whip is a salad dressing that burns in heat. They don’t even taste alike. Blame Kraft for their on-label bullshit.

    • @themusicman
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      71 year ago

      “Mayo is an oil that you can cook in”… WTF NO

      • @orphiebaby
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        11 year ago

        What, you never made a grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter? Or grilled a burger bun in mayo instead of butter? It’s worth it, yo ^^

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Given the age of Lemmy users, most people here probably consider PC to mean ‘IBM compatible’!

    • @puppy
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      121 year ago

      Then it will be a UPS + a PC, not a PC. Come on now, DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT THE OP SAID? HE CLEARLY SAID A PC!

      • @zuhayr
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        81 year ago

        Maybe we can put the UPS “inside” PC casing?

        • @WhoRoger
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          41 year ago

          And then attach a screen so it could close down on itself?

          • @zuhayr
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            51 year ago

            I think we’re onto something here

          • Pretzelise
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            31 year ago

            Imagine if the keyboard was integrated in the case so you wouldn’t have to carry one around with your portable PC! I reckon we’ve got a revolutionary idea going here

            • no banana
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              41 year ago

              What if it was light enough to sit on your lap?

  • @telllos
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    51 year ago

    To be faire I’m a bit sick of those bluetootj cables

  • @BloodSlut
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    41 year ago

    All laptops are collectively owned

  • @CaptionAdam
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    41 year ago

    Laptop smartphone tablet. All personal computing devices that are able to be taken anywhere

  • panCat
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    31 year ago

    I agree I wish wireless PCs existed so I could have worked from anywhere !

    • @dustyData
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      Best we can do is we’ll give you laptops but you still have to come to the office for 8 hours every day, fight with your coworkers for one of the places to sit in or you’ll have to use an underfilled pouf on a corner. What do you mean parking bonus? No, buses don’t come to this part of downtown, you’ll have to walk from the train station 3 km away. We have WiFi, but only management machines are allowed, we have conveniently placed ethernet ports around the office, you can bring your own cable or use one of our one foot cables that IT made with spares.

  • @glimse
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    1 year ago

    Acronyms are not pluralized with an apostrophe

    • @waigl
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      11 year ago

      Did your phone pick the wrong word there? Because I think you meant to say acronym, not anagram…

      • @glimse
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        11 year ago

        Lol no autocorrect just me typing the wrong thing

      • @glimse
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        11 year ago

        Your title was correct, I’m making fun of the confidently incorrect guy

        • @SomeoneElseOPM
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          11 year ago

          I know, I just enjoyed the “all laptops are collectively owned” comment 🙂

  • @islandofcaucasus
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    01 year ago

    Laptops are kind of a misnomer. It’s really not a good idea to use a laptop on your lap. That’s a great way to make them over heat. Mobile computer (MC) would be better

    • @SomeoneElseOPM
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      11 year ago

      Just like “mobile phone” makes more sense than “cellular phones”.

      • @MaxVerstappen
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        Cellular phone makes perfect sense though. It’s a nod to the technology that makes their existence possible. My old 2.4GHz cordless house phone was technically “mobile”; it just couldn’t go too far.