There are two guys walking down the main street in a rural mountain town, when one guy says to the other, "…

    • Maharashtra
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      21 year ago

      “Well now, my old chap, did you mean the bear, the shit, or the woods, by that?”

      • @CheeseChiefOP
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        1 year ago

        “I thought I heard a shit make a bear noise once.”

  • Spzi
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    11 year ago

    “Henry, I’m afraid I forgot to turn the stove off. You know I was boiling the Sithlegrass leaves, which we collected yesterday in the woods. And you joked one should never boil them too long, so as not to summon the Sithlesmear Scrounger.” …