Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:
- Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
- A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
- Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.
We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.
Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.
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Love the warning label on the box
This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.
Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!
The set has to be “cat + multiple braincells”. They probably specified it’s a set because in case of oranges there’s only cat until it has it’s turn with the singular braincell.
Defend the fort!
You see nothing!
if I fits I sits
Was the package addressed to Abu Dhabi?
That cat does kind of look like Nermal
Bjorks “Hunter” keeps playing louder…
