• slazer2au
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    214 months ago

    Y̵̢̡̧̡̳̦͍̲͔͚̳̩͔̔̊̌̔̂́̐͟e̵̡̖̰͚̪͓̭̮͈̳̳̓̈́͆̄̀̆͂̕ṥ̷̺͔͓͇̆̿̀͒̄̇͛̋,̴͓͉̙͈͌̌̅̑̄̎͝͝ ̵̝͔̣̗̼͒̉̿͂͜a̸̢̡̲̼̜͍̭̙͉̠̜̝̰̗͒̈͐ͅ ̵̡̱̻̞͇̠̦͓͖̖̗̱̣̺͈͑̑̈́͂̚͟͠͝p̶̧̨̧̬̘̪̦̠͙̼̄̊̄̃͌̋͟͜͡r̸̦̤͉̥̯̝͍̬̫̠̄̀̿ͅô̸̧͙̜̘͚̜̱̦̿͗̍̊͒̍̍ṕ̷͎̮͇̝͎̈́̋͒̌̓̔̔̂͊̅̌͂̾̈́̚ë̶̠̪͉̼̬̺̭͇́̋̉̎͌̉͡͡͝ͅȓ̸̻̻͂̎́ ̶̨̫̺͖̯̫̐̂̋̆̈́̆͆̽̆͗͟͟͟͝͝͠d̷̢̗̙͙͕̲̺̫̺͇̤̾͌̈́͜͠͝ă̸̼̣̞̮̖̩̘̙̳̗̟͔̰͕͛́ͅṡ̵̨̢̢͚̖͕̭͖̹̥̱͖̮̘̗͈̽͂̐͌̈̅̓̈́̕ĥ̷̡̠͓̹̲̱̣͎̤̖̺̣͚̘͓̐̄̍̐͐͗̈́͋͆̓̆̕͜͝b̵̢͉̗̖͙̖̞̉͌̉̄͊͘ó̶͙̳̫̻̓̈͂̌͆̃̕͟ä̶̡̢̜̟͚͇̝͕̻̻̭́̃͝͝ṟ̵̥̝͍̐̈́̐̉͊̽̾̍̕̕͠d̸̲̫̊̓̽̐̽.̵̨̛̭͔̯͔̖̥̟͓̩̰͖̋͑̓͂͆͆̈́͌͜͝ ̴͓̟͋͜

  • @uservoid1
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    214 months ago

    Your numbers are off the charts

    • @Im_old
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      94 months ago

      Oh man, you made me really laugh out loud. Thanks for that! 🤣🤣

    • sp3ctr4l
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      As well as apparently multiple hundreds of …negatively…? executed CREATE, ALTER or DROP commands … averaging out to 0 per second.

      … resulting in a spike of negative, I dunno, 30mb/s of reads.

      Mhm yep.

      My initial guess is that failed/malformed attempts to … do something … are being registered as negative instead of being actually displayed as failed.

      But that seems to make too much sense.

      Second guess: Lightning strike.

      Third guess: Arcane, hitherto unseen bug or series of bugs utterly and totally unique to this exact set up which has somehow never occurred or been noticed before.

    • Justin
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      Probably a traffic_bytes_counter got reset. You can see a lot of graphs went negative at the same time, so something probably restarted.

      Metrics software like Prometheus will handle counter resets correctly for graphs like this.

  • @aeronmelon
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    104 months ago

    I thought your LCD monitor shattered.

  • @[email protected]
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    64 months ago

    ż̸̬̪̾̔̏͝a̴̛̙͈̦̟͎̓͐͗͘͜l̴̙͈͙͍̓͒̆g̸̠͑͝ô̷̬̭͑̋͘ ̴̘̰͎̤̒̈́̅͐͜ǫ̵̻̭̯͎̒̍͘͠b̶̹̟͍͓̻̐͐́ŝ̸̭̦̰͘e̶̠̝͙̳̽̃̇̑͆r̴̜͇̼̯͈̈́͛̅̾͝v̶͉̲̥̈́̈́̓̽ę̸̡̧͇̊̓͂̑s̷̠̑̉̈́̂̂͠