Whomping Willow? No, Bitchslap Birch.

record scratch

freeze frame

Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Just park over a tiny sapling and wait.

Is this a rare car tree, upon which the cars grow?

Tree just got tired of everyone taking its micromachines, I can’t fault it, poor tree.

Is this a still from big fish? I remember that movie looking way different.