• @[email protected]OP
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      194 months ago

      Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

    • @MIDItheKID
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      44 months ago

      Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

    • @suigenerix
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      14 months ago

      Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in space… you should probably just leave them there.

  • Lad
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    94 months ago

    If every human held hands around the equator, it would make a very long line.

      • @T00l_shed
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        54 months ago

        Solving climate change.

    • cally [he/they]
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      No, a line is when there are people waiting in front of you, not when they’re beside you holding your hand.

  • @GeneralEmergency
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    Would they though? Surely the people on land could hold the weight.

    Maybe not across the Pacific, Atlantic maybe. Just fashion a human suspension bridge.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        Well, now both seem right. Can we get a physicist consultation? If you pull a rope bridge from both sides, it raises it. But if low enough, that puts you in the water…?

        • WIZARD POPE💫
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          24 months ago

          There is a length at which the weight of the rope itself exceeds the force exerted to tighten the rope and not break it. So basically you can have a tight shirter rope, longer saggy rope, or you have 2 ropes.

    • @rsuri
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      34 months ago

      In that case people would be dismembered, and then drown.

  • @aeronmelon
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    64 months ago

    “I’d like to teach the world to swim,
    Oh shit, was that a shark?”

    • Rhaedas
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      The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      teach the world to swim

      Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isn’t it?

  • @Sam_Bass
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    24 months ago

    True, Captain Obvious