• Adderbox76
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    126 days ago

    He was told by Stephen Miller that if he concentrated hard enough, he could kill Harris with his brain. Or poop himself. Whichever came first.

  • Phil K
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    257 days ago

    He’s too vain to wear spectacles so he squints. Combined with the way he screws his face up like a child it makes his facial features look smaller.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      7 days ago

      Great, now I’m gonna need to see a generated image of Trump wearing old lady glasses with the little librarian-style chains like Satan in the South Park Manbearpig update episode.

  • @steeznson
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    97 days ago

    Bright lights make your pupils shrink

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      6 days ago

      Kamala’s looked fine. Also Trump’s on stimulants so his would probably outdilate that

      He definitely opened his eyes up when she brought up crowd sizes

  • @Chickenstalker
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    35 days ago

    He’s trying to do Blue Steel. Or maybe El Tigre.