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Boo! Where’s the classic ‘I have to oil and perfume my hair’?
“I have to clean the rats out of my wig”
I thought at first this was a sad story of a medieval man having a particularly bad week
He made the mistake of saying “Could this week get any worse?” every time something bad happened.
I have to get up early for the public execution tomorrow (I am the condemned)
